Old School
12-31-02 - P.S. - you should buy the soundtrack to Hedwig and the Angry Inch
12-26-02 - -
12-23-02 - Good girl, yes. Bad girl, no.
12-19-02 - You better watch out, cause I'm gonna say "fuck"
12-18-02 - Let's be vague
12-15-02 - I think I think too much. I think.
12-13-02 - We're four boys in our corderoys, we're not terrific but we're competent.
12-11-02 - For those of y'all that wear fanny packs, yeeah, come on.
12-08-02 - You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
12-04-02 - Can you dig it?
12-01-02 - "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" "Why do you wear that stupid man suit."
11-29-02 - Ton m�re sent comme le chou et ton p�re est un pamplemousse.
11-28-02 - Fo' sheezy my neezy
11-23-02 - What about diamonds and gold, izat whatchoo keep in yo' mouf?
11-22-02 - "Wow, this rain is making me wet!"
11-16-02 - I feel Brittish today
11-14-02 - Damn intruders, all up in my biznass.
11-13-02 - Rubber sled
11-11-02 - wheeeeeeeee
11-10-02 - -
11-05-02 - And thus begins the week of ambivalence towards schoolwork and responsibilities in general...
11-03-02 - It's 4 in the morning / Mother don't know / that I'm going far away / she's whispering to the moon: / "I hope he don't / join you soon."
10-31-02 - I said who's yo' housekeepa, whatchoo keep in yo' house?
10-28-02 - You should listen to this song, because it is a super fabulous song.
10-25-02 - People are crazy, times are strange / I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range / I used to care, but things have changed.
10-25-02 - GRACK-O!
10-22-02 - I am way too proud of this.
10-19-02 - Big brother got the keys and I got Jackson Cannery
10-16-02 - Oooh, baracuda!
10-10-02 - Should I run your rockets to the stars
10-08-02 - Oh. My. God.
10-06-02 - Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols
10-04-02 - Intimidation station
10-02-02 - that was a bizarre exchange, even by my standards
10-01-02 - Affirmative!
10-01-02 - Strange surge of creativity
09-29-02 - Bling bling, y'all
09-25-02 - Whack
09-24-02 - Just like a paper tiger, torn apart by idle hands
09-23-02 - I'm drowning, save me, wake me up.
09-20-02 - Yes
09-20-02 - Dwayne be Dwayne
09-18-02 - They call me Run-on Sentence McGinty
09-17-02 - "Yeah, I kind of feel bad for her because she has no family and kidney stones and stuff." - LinZ
09-16-02 - Nerd phrase of the night: "wow, that mega-bites!"
09-15-02 - Cannibalism is bad.
09-13-02 - Won't you smile? You look so shocked with the nametag on your smock.
09-12-02 - Radio guys
09-11-02 - .............................
09-11-02 - I am a geek
09-10-02 - It is a fact, I like Moog keyboards.
09-09-02 - So much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop D-O double G.
09-08-02 - pork chops and apple sauce
09-07-02 - if yr drunk and you know it fall flat on your face
09-05-02 - F to the E to the A to the R to the diz-ot com
09-04-02 - Um
09-03-02 - It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen
09-02-02 - Just recieved: an email with the subject line of "Naked people! FREE!" Come on, guys, you're not even trying. Let's see some effort.
09-01-02 - But I look at your pants and I need a kiss
08-31-02 - These notes are marked returned to sender; I'll save this letter for myself...
08-30-02 - "Just between you and me, I think he's had a little work done." - on Michael Jackson
08-27-02 - The Final Antics at Chapel St. (closure, pt. 2)
08-26-02 - Why don't you wear your new trench coat?
08-25-02 - I am a broken record; I have bubblegum in my brain.
08-24-02 - Twenty years of schoolin' and they put you on the day shift...
08-22-02 - If Haley Joel Osment were blind, it would've been called "The Fifth Sense"
08-22-02 - I don't like the word "labia."
08-21-02 - Brief; it's what's for dinner
08-19-02 - Hold me close now, Tony Danza.
08-18-02 - And you're all working in a submarine...
08-15-02 - "Hey Jamie, you look an awful lot like Mandy Moore!"
08-14-02 - "Hey Lucy, you look an awful lot like Britney Spears..."
08-11-02 - Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz
08-08-02 - When money talks, I hate to listen / But lately it's been screaming in my ear...
08-08-02 - To: Pamela Sue Dutton Boyle From: your everloving, subservient daughter
08-06-02 - This one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas
08-05-02 - Smack a little booty up with my belt!
08-02-02 - Nipple!
08-01-02 - If you're in an odd mood and you know it, make a diary entry!
07-30-02 - Yeah, most definetly read the previous entry. It's happy and I got some.
07-28-02 - A happy ending.
07-22-02 - How do you spell "trapeeze," anyway?
07-21-02 - Whatchall wanna do? You wanna be ballaz? Shot callaz, brawllas? Who be dippin' in the Benz wit da spoilaz? On a loan from Jake in the Taurus?
07-20-02 - Please come here and shoot me in the ovaries.
07-19-02 - More bitter than unsweetened iced tea.
07-16-02 - But really...I'm not emo.
07-10-02 - Delayed response
07-05-02 - Read the one before this too.
07-03-02 - "Mom... Dad... (sip of water) I like the dope."
07-02-02 - -
06-30-02 - And also, Krista and me got some contraband soda.
06-29-02 - At least she doesn't want to kill me.
06-28-02 - Hatt-baby!
06-24-02 - So if I don't write for awhile, this is why
06-20-02 - We can dance if we want to.
06-19-02 - I know a girl who thinks of ghosts. She'll make you breakfast; she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter. She don't use cheese! She don't use jelly or any of these...she uses Vaseline! Vaseline.
06-18-02 - "Rort!"
06-16-02 - And now for something completely unecessary...
06-15-02 - "Ok, great. Now, where did I put my nose spray?"
06-11-02 - Someday the world will be ready for you, and wonder how they didn't see.
06-09-02 - You little punks think you own this town.
06-06-02 - WARNING! Ben Folds has a highly orgasmic voice.
06-05-02 - Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
06-05-02 - Dan is hot. And you're not.
06-03-02 - "I thought about the army. I dropped out and joined a band instead."
06-02-02 - Diet Pepsi, uh-huh!
05-29-02 - I'll tell you in another lifetime, when we're both cats.
05-29-02 - When I feel down, I want you above me
05-25-02 - For those of y'all who wear fanny packs...
05-24-02 - I need to get boinked.
05-23-02 - How does it feel like to let forever be
05-23-02 - Standardized testing rocks my world!
05-22-02 - Oh fuck-a -doodle-doo
05-21-02 - It's true; html really does bite my ass.
05-18-02 - I want a banaaaaaaaanaaa.
and fuck you, date - Fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fucksonation fucker fucking fucko.
05-15-02 - "I don't believe in the South." - Katie at lunch
05-13-02 - And now for something mildly serious
05-10-02 - I'm picking out a thermos for you / Not just an ordinary thermos for you / But the extra-best thermos money can buy / With vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in!
05-09-02 - Cuz when I rock da mic I rock da mic, right!
05-06-02 - The next time someone asks me what time it is, I'll say "it's MORPHIN time!"
05-05-02 - I don' think yo ready fo' dis jellay.
05-05-02 - Shut up. Pust uh. T. P. Shup. Huptus. Stu Phu. Ut phus. P.S., hut u.
05-02-02 - Bite me sideways
05-01-02 - If I come to New York, can I sleep on your floor?
04-27-02 - Best actress my ass. You eat my dirty laundry.
04-24-02 - Can I get a what what? No, really, can I?
04-23-02 - Vegans.
04-23-02 - Je ne veux pas tout le monde -- quand je pense de vous, je me touche!
04-21-02 - Laaaaaaast night....
04-18-02 - Discomfort
04-16-02 - Shenanigans
04-14-02 - a short description of this entry for the "older links" page:
04-13-02 - And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
04-07-02 - Go watch Pulp Fiction
04-04-02 - "Waawhamwaahmwhaamraaaa" - Charlie Brown's teacher
04-02-02 - Fear and loathing in period 5
04-01-02 - Top 10 Guys I'd Like to Marry (or at least make wild, passionate, monkey love to)
03-31-02 - Drugs
03-31-02 - Another survey. Actually, I think think one is kind of neat. Thought-provoking.
03-29-02 - How do they cram all that grahm into Golden Grahms?
03-25-02 - An alliance? What? We're not trying to vote you off "Survivor"...
03-23-02 - Bingo
03-22-02 - What's the plural of "doofus?" Is it "doofi;" or "doofuses?"
03-21-01 - So fresh and so clean clean!
03-16-02 - I know you wanna do it. You know I wanna do it too. Out here on the dance floor; we can make sandwiches.
03-14-02 - You know that song that goes "*dundundun-dundun* You're my obsession *dundun*" that's from the 80's? It won't stop playing in my head.
03-12-02 - I love homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-08-02 - It's in the photograph
03-06-02 - it always seems to leave me happy
03-05-02 - Come on shake your body now and do the conga ?ewrekenfdsfkjhkjhjk? any longa...
03-02-02 - bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
03-01-02 - Emo shmeemo.
02-27-02 - Underpants of shame.
02-27-02 - Get fresh with Letsch
02-24-02 - Oh Stereolab...how I love thee...
02-23-02 - ????
02-22-02 - If you were a hotdog -- and you were starving -- would you eat yourself?
02-19-02 - Allow myself to introduce...myself...
02-18-02 - Irk
02-16-02 - Ground control to Major Tom; commencing countdown time to put your helmet oooon...
02-13-02 - I like it because it's different.
02-11-02 - zzgwatzgrwewe;lewnizbgtern
02-09-02 - Undone.....Unplugged! Marvel in its glory.
02-07-02 - Oh, Daniel...why must you torment me with your masculine wiles??
02-06-02 - A sound smack in the face for the ugly; and free sex for the beautiful.
02-05-02 - Disclaimer: Those of you who are in a good mood might want to come back later, because this is going to be depressing.
02-04-02 - A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
02-02-02 - As if I could live off of words and dreams and a million screams...oh, how I need a hand in mine to feel.
01-31-02 - But the good part is, I have lunch with Dan Leibensperger. Which makes school lunch a little more delicious, because of all that eye candy.
01-28-02 - gaaaaah
01-24-02 - Walk with your credit card in the air! Swing your nachos like you just don't care!!!
01-22-02 - I enjoy Pavement. They're slanted and enchanted.
01-21-02 - Mmmm... feisty lady!
01-19-02 - I am a girl.
01-17-02 - This jam session will rock your artwork.
01-15-02 - Eh.
01-12-02 - Rant
01-09-02 - Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiian Bell
01-08-02 - EXTREME DIARY ACTION!
01-07-02 - Rambling. Mostly about underwear. (????)
01-05-02 - What?
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