Old School
12-28-03 - Jenga!
12-24-03 - Ocean Spray: crave the wave
12-19-03 - erm.
12-17-03 - Shake your arm /And use your form / Stay on the scene / Like a sex-ah machine-ah!
12-14-03 - vom!
12-13-03 - Shut up, I like these.
12-11-03 - It smells like updog in here. (What's updog?) wokkawokkawokka.
12-09-03 - mjsdfvl.gboioweoi3aekj.kdb
12-05-03 - awesomeawesomeawesomeawesome
12-03-03 - makes me wanna shoop
11-20-03 - [generic emo quote]
11-20-03 - I suck at life.
11-19-03 - My RA wrote a song for me. What? What? Deal with it.
11-16-03 - shake it much akin to the likes of an instant photograph
11-10-03 - I am one gassy lassy tonight!
11-06-03 - You are my only girl, but... you're not my owner, girl.
11-01-03 - Then you go to the place where you've finally found / You can look at yourself sleep the clock around
10-30-03 - Two steps forward then three steps back / ...Alright?
10-29-03 - Booooo.
10-26-03 - bankrupt.
10-24-03 - Parents say the darndest things
10-21-03 - what's up guys, I need a backrub
10-06-03 - Show & Tell
10-06-03 - holy sweet goddamn...
10-01-03 - MAHNfred
09-28-03 - I know karate
09-24-03 - blop
09-18-03 - I did it. I sawed the legs off the periodic table.
09-14-03 - snoz?
09-10-03 - Elitist hippies suck my cock
09-07-03 - "I am so digging Mick Jagger right now because his mouth looks like a couch."
09-05-03 - CHOWDA!
09-02-03 - A long long long time ago, it went exactlyyyyy as I pla-ee-yanned
08-31-03 - D-d-don't don't stop the beat!
08-28-03 - And this is what I want it to be.
08-24-03 - I found the song Fluxuation/Reggie & the Full Effect makes fun of: "The Ghost in You" - Psychedellic Furs
08-22-03 - Sad and raw and bitter vulnerable and exposed. No, it's not a Cure song -- it's me.
08-14-03 - I never tire of these.
08-11-03 - early-morning thoughts on the ambiguous nature of fellatio.
08-10-03 - I gotta pee real bad
08-08-03 - D-O-W-N, that's the way we get down!
08-05-03 - monkeyspooge and a giant raspberry trash can with a happy marshmellow aftertaste!
08-05-03 - Wanky turtle!
08-03-03 - woa;irhfkds0r3
07-31-03 - Lost and naked in Annapolis again
07-31-03 - Dear Nick
07-31-03 - Dear Ed pt.2
07-31-03 - Dear Me
07-31-03 - Dear John
07-31-03 - Dear Edward
07-31-03 - Dear Myles pt. 2
07-31-03 - Dear Myles
07-29-03 - A short segment from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by the great Douglas Adams
07-26-03 - I tire of these petty "short descriptions"
07-21-03 - An introduction to Douglas
07-20-03 - "I always wanted to eat frozen food. But I always wanted to pay more for it." - P. Diddy
07-19-03 - -
07-18-03 - I wrote this last night but I didn't feel like making the effort to click the "update" button.
07-16-03 - "Jennifer Lopez -- or, as I like to call her, 'J. Lo'... but that's just me."
07-13-03 - I'm sure you're all wondering how this girly-boy called Hansel from East Berlin became the internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you today
07-12-03 - "The genuine article, I do not sing -- I sling, though. If anything... I bling, yo." - Jay-Z
07-10-03 - Eating people holding hands, holding hands eating people
07-08-03 - Image is nothing, lobsters are everything.
07-04-03 - Pussytwat.
07-04-03 - The sys-sys-sys-system is d-d-d-down
07-01-03 - -
06-28-03 - She totally confused all the passing piranahs!
06-26-03 - Closing time / Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end / Yeah!
06-24-03 - I love songs with jingle bells. And handclaps. And AL-TV is starting to become funny. That Celine Dion interview was golden.
06-21-03 - Don't cry / Don't raise your eye / It's only teenage wasteland
06-14-03 - Fotogravvs
06-11-03 - I'ma call you Josh.
06-08-03 - -
06-06-03 - minature pony!
06-05-03 - You can't write if you can't relate / Trade the cash for the beats for the body for the hate / And my time is a piece of wax / Falling on a termite / Who's choking on the splinters
06-01-03 - Before the cream sits out too long / You must whip it
05-30-03 - Un autre questionnaire
05-25-03 - the advantages of green watering cans
05-23-03 - The Jamie and Megan Super Fantastic Point System of Hotness
05-19-03 - All my friends know the low rider. The low rider is a little higher.
05-19-03 - Jitterbug into my brain, / Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same!
05-14-03 - Vindication Station!
05-10-03 - In this time of introspection / On the eve of my election / I say to my reflection, / "God I've got a huge erection!"
05-06-03 - When I'm away she puts her fingers in her mouth
05-01-03 - We are building a religion. We are making it bigger. We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes.
04-28-03 - Mambo! Mambo! Go!
04-23-03 - But I still don't know how to end it.
04-22-03 - Have you ever made love while you watched the Late Late Show?
04-20-03 - The double white shine on the blue hills of your prime.
04-19-03 - Go watch One Hour Photo, because that is a good movie.
04-14-03 - I wrote half of this last night.
04-12-03 - #2
04-10-03 - Release me
04-07-03 - I just want to misbehave / I just want to be your slave
04-04-03 - I feel like a quote out of context
04-01-03 - Am I part of the cure / Or am I part of the disease?
03-31-03 - Rrrrrrrroger that
03-24-03 - I've done my sentence, but committed no crime.
03-21-03 - Reach out and touch me
03-15-03 - Je sais rien.....
03-11-03 - P.S. - I will be writing my P.S.'s up here from now on.
03-09-03 - Would you like to bounce with a brother that's platinum?
03-07-03 - I hate writing titles
03-06-03 - Si nous allons � la guerre, seulement la mort et la tristesse r�sulteront.
03-04-03 - Vous m'aidez, s'il vous plait.
03-03-03 - Cryptic. Kind of.
03-03-03 - asfasdaeakjldsk
02-26-03 - Rabbit
02-22-03 - Yearn.
02-20-03 - -
02-18-03 - linnnnnnnnnnks
02-16-03 - Geektastic!
02-12-03 - badunk a-dunk
02-10-03 - Phrench is phun.
02-09-03 - potato salad
02-07-03 - Coughing is not as fun as it's cracked up to be
02-04-03 - I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
01-28-03 - Benny! Benny! Benny and the Jetssssssssssssssssssss-ah!
01-26-03 - Plus, I can TEXT MESSAGE now! HIT ME UP STYLE 410-978-0648!
01-23-03 - Thinking of titles for these thingys is getting really redundant.
01-21-03 - -
01-16-03 - Rock over London; rock on Chicago.
01-13-03 - One for me, and one for my homies.
01-06-03 - Cream to the maximum / I be askin' 'em / Would you like to bounce with a brotha that's platinum?
01-05-03 - We'll dance / But no one will dance with us / In this zany little town.
01-01-03 - short circuiting
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