"Rort!" 11:59 p.m. on 06-18-02
(blickblickblick....DING!) What does that sound mean, kids? (It's LYRICS time!) That's right. And if reading the lyrics alone isn't enough to get your stubborn asses to buy the CD and/or download the song, then maybe I could forcibly place my foot on your posterior. I'd do it, you know. For the song. It's all about the music. * = The absolute best line in a song, EVER. Army Well I thought about the army Yes, well I suppose you would need to download it because the orchestration of it is the real beauty. Well, part of the real beauty. The whole song is really beautiful. It makes me want to dance around my house, Risky Business style. Not many things make me want to dance around my house Risky Business style. (I shouldn't even have to mention this because it's an American classic, but Risky Business is that movie where Tom Cruise's parents give him the house for the weekend and he dances around and freaks out in his skivvies). And I want to see the movie "After Hours." My mom said it freaked her out. So I figure it has to be good. And also, I saw Jesus today. There was some guy (with a mullet, I might add) walking along the highway with a McDonald's cup, dressed up as the lamb of god himself. And it's not that guy who looks like Jesus. "Jesus Joe." No, it was really Jesus! I wanted to scream out the window, "GET A JOB!!!" Because that's what I usually say to random people walking down the highway. But then I remembered. He already has one. << >> |
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