This is getting out of hand.

We just got a cable modem.

I downloaded 3 different versions of "The Safety Dance."

Just because I could.

The original, extended, and "rocked out" variations.

My favorite is the extended.

S (s s s) A (a a a) F (f f f) E (e e e) T (t t t) Y (y y y)

Safety...

Dance!

Oh yeah. I also downloaded lots of Frank Zappa. "Oh God I am the American dream, but now I smell like Vaseline." (ba-doom-ching!).

You know what's funny? I keep on getting hits from people who search for "barely legal teens fucking" or "pretty little teen xxx."

You'd think they would know that this is not ACTUALLY porn, judging by the "diaryland.com" in the web address.

But no.

Heh. Sickies.

***International Conspiracy Time!****

Are Hugh Grant and Stephen Malkmus actually the same person?

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