Standardized testing rocks my world! 3:40 p.m. on 05-23-02
I love math. I also love standardized testing. When the two are combined, it's sheer bliss. So you could imagine how psyched I was today when I got to take the Maryland High School Geometry Assessment. I wrote a freestyle rap. About math. Yes, I did. I used it as one of my answers on the test. It goes a little like this: Geometry is fly Geometry is neat Math is real killah, That's the word on da street. Yo I be takin' a test wit' all my ol' skool boyz, While I bubble up my Scantron, don' you be makin' dat noise! It's a distraction Which makes a reaction Of me fuckin' up ma' mothahfuckin' fractions! So don' try to play me, Bay-bee. I see you lookin' off ma' answers an' actin' all shay-dee. P to the R to the O-T-RACTOR My homies an' me gettin' ready to factor Out dis problem I solve dem It's silkyfine when I'm drawin' dat line One-eighty degrees Hold da cheese "Find da circumference" - y'all, I do it wit ease! Word to the third, B Aiiight. Peace out. It sounds a lot better with a beat box. But seriouslly, why does everyone think I'm a lesbian? Almost every time I go to the mall, or even out in public, chicks try to pick me up. And then Erica told me that I was as straight as a U-turn. Which is not very straight. Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality. I'm just...very much attracted to men. In fact, I'm so attracted to them that if I were a guy, I'd probably be gay. But more importantly, this is Jill and me doing that "ooooouuuch" thing that E.T. does when someone gets hurt. You know that thing?
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