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Old School
11-26-22 - - 02-28-06 - - 06-06-05 - - 06-04-05 - - 05-31-05 - - 05-25-05 - lame ass surveys don't just write themselves, you know. 05-23-05 - - 05-17-05 - - 05-15-05 - - 05-11-05 - - 05-07-05 - "I hate cats, but I looooove kitties!" 05-07-05 - - 04-28-05 - - 04-22-05 - - 04-21-05 - - 04-15-05 - - 04-09-05 - - 04-04-05 - - 03-28-05 - - 03-24-05 - - 03-17-05 - - 03-11-05 - It�s not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live 03-03-05 - - 02-21-05 - - 02-17-05 - - 02-10-05 - the same people who don't eat at McDonalds because it's "bad for you" are the same people who make a point out of bragging about how they "never watch TV" 02-01-05 - - 01-28-05 - - 01-27-05 - - 01-24-05 - - 01-21-05 - - 01-18-05 - every time I take a shit all I can think about is how unpleasant anal sex must feel. 01-15-05 - paradigit 01-11-05 - - 01-09-05 - - 01-07-05 - - 01-03-05 - - 12-31-04 - - 12-29-04 - - 12-26-04 - The Terminal and stuff. 12-20-04 - yeah. 12-16-04 - wheee high school wheeee! 12-13-04 - Napster? I barely know her! 12-12-04 - - 12-06-04 - - 12-01-04 - Hey, it's the holidays, so remember: babies are just more (read: edible!) people this world doesn't need. 11-29-04 - - 11-26-04 - - 11-19-04 - motherfuckit 11-17-04 - - 11-13-04 - W.T.F. 11-12-04 - I don't want to title these anymore. 11-04-04 - - 10-28-04 - EUNUCHTARD! 10-21-04 - hooray for humans 10-16-04 - 19 years young 10-13-04 - < relevant song quote > 10-10-04 - College, pt. 3 09-29-04 - half of the time we're gone and we don't know where (and we don't know where) 09-27-04 - LOL OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG WTF~! 09-24-04 - YEEEEEEKHA! 09-20-04 - This entry will consist of me masturbating about how awesome and cool my life is. 09-10-04 - College, pt. 2 09-08-04 - there are some neat pictures behind this poentry 09-06-04 - sorry, this will take forever to load. 09-01-04 - Life = <3 08-26-04 - - 08-26-04 - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111. 08-20-04 - those goggles led to a pretty intense squabble with some rednecks at McDonalds 08-13-04 - as for the laundry: I just either buy new panties or go commando. Easier than actually washing stuff. 08-13-04 - totally boner eat shit 08-09-04 - I have a lot of time on my hands, so I can make an entry like this: 08-03-04 - oiwhoihjdsoiqu309qukl 07-23-04 - You call me "shallow," I call you "kidding yourself." 07-20-04 - My bologna has a first name, it's "W-H-A-T-E-V-A" 07-18-04 - - 07-11-04 - I am a golden god! 07-07-04 - this boat is obviously sinking 07-01-04 - for those of y'all that wear fannie packs -- yeah, come on 06-27-04 - Okay, but for serious, this will be the last time this summer where I'm awake at 6:30 in the morning. 06-22-04 - This fire is outta control 06-15-04 - pelimegansucks 06-10-04 - take your protein pill and put your helmet on 06-08-04 - Well you know / Where you're going / And knowing is a comfortable flight 06-03-04 - there's an entry with semi-actual substance behind this one, if you're interested. 06-02-04 - Just enough knowledge to know I don't know anything 05-29-04 - Check it out! 05-27-04 - And he said, "oh, boy, you are so pretty, enough to wrap tight in rice-paper string" 05-25-04 - Us 05-22-04 - for totally 05-20-04 - And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine 05-16-04 - Happy 11:11 a.m,! 05-12-04 - Cool thing I can't write about. 05-10-04 - jibbly 05-03-04 - "I have a crush on every boy!" - the ugly one 04-27-04 - flappa flibby flobba 04-25-04 - brush yo teef! 04-21-04 - - 04-18-04 - 185 Things 04-16-04 - the survey, the survey, what what, the survey 04-14-04 - Sometimes "manatee" and "matinee" look like the same word for a second. 04-11-04 - I need a can opener, 'cause I've got some beans to spill 04-07-04 - I'm addicted to you, but I know that you're TOXIC! 04-02-04 - It's a Spring Break miracle! 04-01-04 - "I'll stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry!" (A Note to Meggers, Farkas; p. 1, yr. 1999) 03-30-04 - When did I decide that these entry titles had to start being relevant to the entry? 03-27-04 - If you're happy and you know it, don't read this. 03-26-04 - "If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable." --Mitch Hedberg 03-24-04 - The sass inside 03-19-04 - Cheer up, little guy. One of these days it'll be your time to shine. 03-18-04 - they're magically delicious 03-15-04 - we want the funk! 03-12-04 - go go gadget bullshit 03-09-04 - Every day she wears the same thing / I think she smokes pot / She's everything I want / She's everything I'm not 03-09-04 - beeeowp 03-02-04 - ow, my stomach lining. 03-01-04 - Happy Leap Year 02-28-04 - shhhneeeeeeeeeeeeeety! 02-22-04 - P.S. -- if you get a chance, watch every movie Dustin Hoffman has ever made. 02-19-04 - How to look attractive without really trying (by: Megan Boyle, of course) 02-17-04 - I am robot. Still, I'm crying. 02-14-04 - HEEHAW! 02-11-04 - "You can keep as many as you can swallow." 02-09-04 - SFDAKOIRT0IJDS83WR09325IJEE932W 02-08-04 - ... 02-03-04 - I've got a horny kind of love 01-26-04 - guilty feet have got no rhythm 01-22-04 - Awesome at all ages 01-21-04 - THIS IS THE POINTLESS SURVEY TO END ALL POINTLESS SURVEYS. IT'S DONE AFTER THIS. 01-19-04 - oh lawdy lawdy 01-15-04 - sup, internet? a/s/l? 01-04-04 - you crazy teenagers with your out of control sex drives and angry rap music...
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