Old School

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05-25-05 - lame ass surveys don't just write themselves, you know.
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05-07-05 - "I hate cats, but I looooove kitties!"
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03-11-05 - It�s not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live
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02-10-05 - the same people who don't eat at McDonalds because it's "bad for you" are the same people who make a point out of bragging about how they "never watch TV"
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01-18-05 - every time I take a shit all I can think about is how unpleasant anal sex must feel.
01-15-05 - paradigit
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12-26-04 - The Terminal and stuff.
12-20-04 - yeah.
12-16-04 - wheee high school wheeee!
12-13-04 - Napster? I barely know her!
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12-01-04 - Hey, it's the holidays, so remember: babies are just more (read: edible!) people this world doesn't need.
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11-19-04 - motherfuckit
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11-13-04 - W.T.F.
11-12-04 - I don't want to title these anymore.
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10-28-04 - EUNUCHTARD!
10-21-04 - hooray for humans
10-16-04 - 19 years young
10-13-04 - < relevant song quote >
10-10-04 - College, pt. 3
09-29-04 - half of the time we're gone and we don't know where (and we don't know where)
09-27-04 - LOL OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG WTF~!
09-24-04 - YEEEEEEKHA!
09-20-04 - This entry will consist of me masturbating about how awesome and cool my life is.
09-10-04 - College, pt. 2
09-08-04 - there are some neat pictures behind this poentry
09-06-04 - sorry, this will take forever to load.
09-01-04 - Life = <3
08-26-04 - -
08-26-04 - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111.
08-20-04 - those goggles led to a pretty intense squabble with some rednecks at McDonalds
08-13-04 - as for the laundry: I just either buy new panties or go commando. Easier than actually washing stuff.
08-13-04 - totally boner eat shit
08-09-04 - I have a lot of time on my hands, so I can make an entry like this:
08-03-04 - oiwhoihjdsoiqu309qukl
07-23-04 - You call me "shallow," I call you "kidding yourself."
07-20-04 - My bologna has a first name, it's "W-H-A-T-E-V-A"
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07-11-04 - I am a golden god!
07-07-04 - this boat is obviously sinking
07-01-04 - for those of y'all that wear fannie packs -- yeah, come on
06-27-04 - Okay, but for serious, this will be the last time this summer where I'm awake at 6:30 in the morning.
06-22-04 - This fire is outta control
06-15-04 - pelimegansucks
06-10-04 - take your protein pill and put your helmet on
06-08-04 - Well you know / Where you're going / And knowing is a comfortable flight
06-03-04 - there's an entry with semi-actual substance behind this one, if you're interested.
06-02-04 - Just enough knowledge to know I don't know anything
05-29-04 - Check it out!
05-27-04 - And he said, "oh, boy, you are so pretty, enough to wrap tight in rice-paper string"
05-25-04 - Us
05-22-04 - for totally
05-20-04 - And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine
05-16-04 - Happy 11:11 a.m,!
05-12-04 - Cool thing I can't write about.
05-10-04 - jibbly
05-03-04 - "I have a crush on every boy!" - the ugly one
04-27-04 - flappa flibby flobba
04-25-04 - brush yo teef!
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04-18-04 - 185 Things
04-16-04 - the survey, the survey, what what, the survey
04-14-04 - Sometimes "manatee" and "matinee" look like the same word for a second.
04-11-04 - I need a can opener, 'cause I've got some beans to spill
04-07-04 - I'm addicted to you, but I know that you're TOXIC!
04-02-04 - It's a Spring Break miracle!
04-01-04 - "I'll stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry!" (A Note to Meggers, Farkas; p. 1, yr. 1999)
03-30-04 - When did I decide that these entry titles had to start being relevant to the entry?
03-27-04 - If you're happy and you know it, don't read this.
03-26-04 - "If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable." --Mitch Hedberg
03-24-04 - The sass inside
03-19-04 - Cheer up, little guy. One of these days it'll be your time to shine.
03-18-04 - they're magically delicious
03-15-04 - we want the funk!
03-12-04 - go go gadget bullshit
03-09-04 - Every day she wears the same thing / I think she smokes pot / She's everything I want / She's everything I'm not
03-09-04 - beeeowp
03-02-04 - ow, my stomach lining.
03-01-04 - Happy Leap Year
02-28-04 - shhhneeeeeeeeeeeeeety!
02-22-04 - P.S. -- if you get a chance, watch every movie Dustin Hoffman has ever made.
02-19-04 - How to look attractive without really trying (by: Megan Boyle, of course)
02-17-04 - I am robot. Still, I'm crying.
02-14-04 - HEEHAW!
02-11-04 - "You can keep as many as you can swallow."
02-09-04 - SFDAKOIRT0IJDS83WR09325IJEE932W
02-08-04 - ...
02-03-04 - I've got a horny kind of love
01-26-04 - guilty feet have got no rhythm
01-22-04 - Awesome at all ages
01-21-04 - THIS IS THE POINTLESS SURVEY TO END ALL POINTLESS SURVEYS. IT'S DONE AFTER THIS.
01-19-04 - oh lawdy lawdy
01-15-04 - sup, internet? a/s/l?
01-04-04 - you crazy teenagers with your out of control sex drives and angry rap music...

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