Last night was quite a righteous time.

LinZ and me actively supported local music.

We went to a show/concert/general music fest at a dairy farm. It smelled like cow dung, but I still had fun.

And I got Sean O'Malley's digits. On my belly. With a sharpie. And it's nice.

I told him his ass was supple. He let me grab it. And then he grabbed mine. A lot. What a swell guy.

And we threw men's briefs (size large) onstage. They said "THE GAMMA RAYS ROCK MY TIGHTEY WHITEYS OFF!" and "CHARLY HORSE MAKES ME CREAM MY JEANS!"

Then there was one pair of granny panties that said "MY MOM LOVES SEAN O'MALLEY!"

My mom was really going to give me some of her underwear to throw. I can't decide if that was really cool or really creepy of her.

And we chilled with Seth Lueck for quite awhile. He's a totally righteous dude. He's 18, so he can buy porn and cigars that look like cigarettes. I taught him how to skank, but I still don't think he gets it.

We also helped Mr. Fritch try on sunglasses at the Sheetz station.

Mr. Fritch is the guitarist for the Gamma Rays. He also is a science teacher at my school. He looks like a cross between Beck, Spike from Gumby, and a pencil with glasses.

He's a super science guy.

He was wearing a leather jacket that was way too big for him. And there was a guitar attached to him at one point. It was hot.

And that was by far the rowdiest mosh pit I've ever partaken in. I think I might have accidentally punched someone, because my knuckles are bruising up pretty badly right now.

So, sorry if I punched you.

I was surprised at how good the bands actually were. Charly Horse, especially. No offense, guys, but I really thought you were going to suck. But you didn't.

But that whiny boy trying to be Dashboard Confessional sure did.

I don't understand why anyone would consciouslly try to be like Dashboard to begin with. Oh well. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

After all that jazz we went back to Kelly's and talked with her mom and watched Planet of the Dinosaurs.

You really need to see this movie. There are claymation action scenes, and lots of jumpsuits. It takes place in the future. Apparantly, in the future people look exactly like they did in the late 1970's.

And my nose is running a lot.

And my ears are ringing.

And that's about all.

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