At least she doesn't want to kill me. 12:57 a.m. on 06-29-02
I wonder if it's possible for me to stick my foot a little bit further into my mouth. Really. Just a centimeter more would do. I can say the dumbest and most unintentionally evil things when I'm half asleep. We were all watching "Almost Famous" in Krista and Kate's room...and Ann, a neat girl who's currently enrolled in visual arts came in and was watching it with us. I had kind of drifted off, but I could still hear the ladies talking. Then Tom Cruise came into the conversation, and so did I. Somehow we got around to talking about his braces and he being a dad and all and how all of that takes away from his sexiness. So then I say in my semi-aware state, "No, I appriciate the braces. They make him cute in an awkward prepubescent sort of way. And you know, he's not really a dad." "Yeah, he is! He has two kids." "Right, but they're adopted. It's not like they're his real kids or anything. So he's not really a dad. Technically." And then I remember little adopted Ann, and then attempted to choke myself with my sweater. What a horribly horrible thing for anyone to say to begin with. How could I say that? I asked her to beat me up. She declined. I think we're ok. Do you ever just want to, you know, press rewind on your life? Because a fancy remote control like that would really come in handy to me right now... I would go back and say to my pre-humiliated self, "Hey Megan! Watch out! You are about to be an asshole!" But I think everything was ok, because then I made a funny noise when I was drifting off again right after that and everybody laughed. Including Ann. Then someone farted. It wasn't me. Really. P.S. -- This is us giving Amber a fro.
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