Can you, in all honesty, say that you are cooler than Mark Everett?

No. You can't. And do you know why?

Because you're not. You're just...not.

But don't feel bad, because no one is.

Buy "Oh what a beautiful morning" by the Eels. I wish I had attended this concert.

And then why don't you go out and buy all their other non-live albums as well.

At least download "Hot and Cold." And "Vice President Fruitley." Please. You'll thank me later.

Butch, you crack me up. You've made a sad girl smile. Kudos.

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