Do you guys ever just get so bored because you can't think of anything to do and you can't drive and you're bored and want to do something?

Cause I do.

Times like these harbor the greatest naps of my life.

But I'm not sleepy.

And it's almost midnight.

13 more days of farty poop love.

Then comes the Quarter Month of Recent High School Graduates.

One room + One double bed + Four girls + Two effeminate, yet stylishly dressed boys across the hallway = madness, mayhem, and countless other "m" words.

No, but aside from the fact that our bathroom is a short walk from our wee little room and I get the impression that this place is on "the wrong side of the boardwalk"... I think it will be all kinds of good crazy fun.

Especially because I downloaded "My Baby" by Lil' Romeo. So now I understand my shirt.

But lets talk about this Romeo of Small Stature. The boy is one french accent away from being Jordy. (But I guess all rappers under age 14 are).

Speaking of the number 14, the average person flatulates 14 times a day.

Speaking of strange mental processes, here is the current track listing of "Megan's Super Fantastic Mix of Music to Make You Disgustingly Happy"

1. War - it's a toss up between "Low Rider" and "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
2. James Brown - "Get On Up (Sex Machine)"
3. Hot Hot Heat - "Bandages"
4. Wham! - "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
5. The Rentals - "The Cruise"
6. The Refreshments - "Banditos"
7. Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"
8. Cake - "Italian Leather Sofa"
9. Tears For Fears - "Head Over Heels"
10. Belle & Sebastian - "The Model"
11. George Harrison - "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (with a parenthesis like that, how can you go wrong?)
12. The Walkmen - "We've Been Had"
13. The Guys Who Sing The Neverending Story Theme - "The Neverending Story Theme"
14. The Beatles - "Ob La Di, Ob La Da"
15. Queen - "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
16. Flaming Lips - "Race For the Prize (Remix)"
17. Rilo Kiley - "Don't Deconstruct"
18. Supertramp - "Goodbye Stranger"
19. The Beatles - "It's All Too Much"

Suggestions? Additions? Subtractions? Multiplications? Derivatives? Cosines? Waffles? Buellar?

...Buellar?

Anyone? ...Anyone?

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