"Hey Meg,

I JUST got a message from sticky keys telling me why the keys stick -- aren't computers jolly and fun? And I listened to music I didn't want to listen to -- 50 cent at full volume when I was trying to hear Barbara sTREISAND -- OOPS THERE GO THE @!!@ STICKY KEYS AGAIN . oH WELL, IT'S STILL NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU THIS WAY AND I WILL FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE I DIE. HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN AND LEARNING BEAUCOUP CHOSES THIS LOVELY DAY. I LOVE YOU BUT I DON'T LIKE COMPUTERS. XXOO MOM"

My mom was listening to Fiddy Cent.

God bless us, everyone.

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