You know you're in college when you wake up chillin' in a puddle of your own vomit, and your only thoughts about the situation are, "damn, I should probably do laundry."

And, "you know, if Jimi Hendrix had just turned a little to the right, he'd still be kickin' it today."

I'm not even going to attempt to describe last night.

Lets just say... "tequila."

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