Myles I just left you a message. Ok? Lindsay is asleep now. I would still be honored for you to fuck me. Inside me. I am Jack's raging libido.

I love to be this drunk because I can't even feel my mouth, Myles that is SARCASM.

I'd like to thank Pillsbury for making those delicious crescent rolls.

Casey will never know my phone number. I can't believe he is 20, ok? Right? 20. Nacho!

Vicki's gon' get mad, I drunk her vodka and I can not feel my tongue.

Well I wish I was more powder fresh.

Love,
Megan.

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