Dear John,

I don't know you. You are a fairly decent kisser and I cannot stop writing so okay, fish tanks! Right, Conan! Thank you for putting me on your syndicated sky blue dragon. I like it, okay. I could probably jack off and orgasm more than you or Ed made me feel. You don't understand me. Right. Left. Bunny nose.

I don't want to sign this one, OKAY.

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