Ocean Spray: crave the wave 1:09 p.m. on 12-24-03
Home is neat. I like my friends. I like having friends. All... both of you. (Rim shot). I also like eating food that tastes good that I don't have to pay for. And masturbating WHENEVER I FREAKING PLEASE!
WOOOHOOoo... hoo. I mean, I guess that's fun. It would still be cooler if someone could do it for me. Not because I'm lonely and want a boyfriend -- my hand just gets kind of tired. Tis the season, gentlemen. Oh yeah. It's weird when girls talk about masturbation. Sorry. 4got, LOLX0RZ!!!11 LIKE OMG!!1 I also like watching cable television, dishwashers who aren't named "Megan," using two-ply toilet paper, and long walks in my driveway. HeyguesswhatChristmasistomorrowandIhavetogobuypresentsandthespacebarisnotrequiredforthissentence! << >> |
|