"I hate cats, but I looooove kitties!" 11:06 a.m. on 05-07-05
Things I don't like: -Children International Assholes personally attacking me on the street Things I do like: -my dad I'm realizing that I feel more rebellious when I don't drink than when I do. Also realizing I never have more fun when I drink than when I am sober. I just ingest things that taste bad so I can act stupid and do/say things that I will not remember, and then feel like shit the next day. AND! Pick up unnecessary calories. So drinking to get drunk is no longer something I will do. Though I'm not completely ruling out lightly drinking wine, because it is delicious and compliments something I love even more than unicorns: food. Also completely stopped smoking. Homegirl can't be running from zombies with tar-caked lungs. Also purchased a 6lb. tub of peanut butter and loads of beef jerky in the event of a class 4 invasion. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I FRICKEN LOVE STARBUCKS, OKAY? FUCK YOU SNOBBY, "I ONLY BUY COFFEE FROM UNDERGROUND PLACES MANAMANANANANANANA STARBUCKS IS FOR YUPPIE-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AND I AM JUST SOOOOOOOO NON-COMMERCIAL OMGOMGOMGOMG" WEINERS. THERE IS A REASON WHY STARBUCKS IS SO POPULAR. BECAUSE THEY BREW THE BEST COFFEE. FIND ME A MORE CONVENIENT, BETTER TASTING CUP OF JOE, AND I WILL BECOME AN ELITIST HIPPIE ASSHOLE JUST LIKE YOU. WE CAN CHEW GRANOLA AND READ CHOMSKY TOGETHER ON A HILL. AND GET REALLY REALLY INVOLVED IN "THE COMMUNITY." I WILL EVEN STAND BY YOU, SIPPING UNDERDOG COFFEE AS YOU PICKET X CAUSE TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING YOUR PART IN SOCIETY. OKAY? IT'LL BE GREAT. BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE HAPPILY BOASTING A CONGLOMERATE LOGO ON MY FROZEN COFFEE MASTERPIECE. ASSHOLE. << >> |
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