Things I will never wear:

-Ugg boots
-Birkenstock sandals
-Nike cross-trainers
-overalls
-anything made out of washcloth/terry material (bathrobes are an exception because they are just towels with style)
-anything advertising my diva status
-monogrammed clothing
-denim jean jacket (ESPECIALLY with jeans)
-things with numbers on them that mean nothing to me (unless it's some little kid's shirt)
-GLITTER, SPARKLES, SEQUINS, RHINESTONES
-sweatpants with a sweatshirt (unless I ever get morbidly obese)
-SWEATPANTS WITH SEQUINS, GLITTER, SPARKLES, RHINESTONES, MY INITIALS, OR NUMBERS THAT MEAN NOTHING TO ME ON THEM SOMEWHERE.
-tapered jeans
-vest
-halter top
-shrug
-jeans without pockets
-shorts (unacceptable, unacceptable, acceptable, wtf boner.)
-sweatshirt material masquerading as normal clothing (i.e. sweatshirt skirts, tank tops, golf cleats, etc.)
-Fubu
-duct tape underpants
-anything trying to use my body as advertising space
-something about beer
-carpenter pants
-jeans with buttons on the ass pockets
-"performance fleece"
-anything Kid Rock, Ludacris, or Fred Durst would approve of.

Things that boys wear that instantly repulse me:

-carpenter pants
-tie dye
-anything advertising how much of a stoner / alcoholic you are
-baggy clothing
-double entendre t-shirts
-baseball hats (at an asinine angle or otherwise)
-Nike cross-trainers
-"regular," unstylish sneakers, when not used for working out
-breakaway pants
-visors
-wife beater (go ahead and beat your wife, just don't advertise your cro-magnon character to the world.)
-"performance fleece"
-Timberland boots
-those stupid shiny button-up shirts with fire or AzN dragons or 8-balls on them
-JNCO jeans (people still WEAR these. Uggs : 2005 as JNCO : 1997).
-gauged ears
-patches on clothing
-XHotTopicXcoreX
-all black (as a habit, not occasional flirtation with the dark side of fashion)
-sports jerseys
-SHORTS THAT ARE SO LONG THEY ARE ASSTARDED CAPRI PANTS
-anything Kid Rock, Ludacris, or Fred Durst would approve of.

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