I think that if I were Jewish, I would become the Rabbi who would bless gelitan, to kosherify it.

What a freaking job that would be.

Women can be Rabbis, right?

Or maybe Rabbi's?

Or even Rabbii?

Rabeyez?

RhabbeiyezZzZzz?

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THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

uh, P.S. I got bored:

You scored as alternative. You're partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there - you're the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don't take drugs ok? alternative 83% Middle Class 42% Upper middle Class 42% Lower Class 25% Luxurious Upper Class 17% What Social Status are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You are the blue line. You're a tough nut to crack.
Truth is, you're just plain weird. You hop
around town on a whim; you can't make up your
mind about anything. What you need is to settle
down for a minute or two. Take a deep breath
and you'll be fine.

Which Chicago 'El' line are you?
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You are a PIZZA! You ar the ultimate party food, and nothing shall
stop you from having the best time EVER!

Monkey? Pizza? Death? Oompa Loompa?
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