19 years young 2:42 p.m. on 10-16-04
So yesterday was my birthday. I feel like I should have some kind of crazy, "man I partied so hard and met famous people and had copius amounts of unprotected sex with hot backup dancers!" story to tell when people ask me what I did to celebrate. This is what I did instead: 12:00 a.m. - received an awkward striptease from Eric Derr 12:17 a.m. - ate Spaghetti-O's 12:00 - 3:00 a.m. - knitted and helped Deen study 3:00 - 9:50 a.m. - slept 10:00 a.m. - finished my homework 11:26 a.m. - got coffee from Dominicks and missed a prime opportunity to go up to Hot Karl the checkout guy and say, "hey, it's my birthday, 11:45 a.m. - 12:05 p.m. - rode the El to class and was late late late 12:08-12:55 p.m. - Comp & Rhetoric, where I raised my hand twice to say the same exact thing: "(pause) I really don't know why I raised my hand, I have nothing to say about this." (that's verbatim, folks). ?!?!?!?!. 1:00 p.m. - got stopped in the hallway with Lauren and Marcin to have our picture taken because we looked "interesting" and "alternative" 1:20 p.m. - got called by teh mom 1:30 - 2:20 p.m. - spent $140 on Michagan Avenue and felt outrageously ritzy and excessive for spending $140 in under an hour 2:45 - arrived home and saw my door decorated c/o Mattie and Xtiana next door 2:47 - hugged people 3:00 - 4:30 - I forget. 4:30 - tried to take a nap but went to Dominicks with Jacqui to buy cake-like things 5:00ish - sat in the hallway and drank a quart of milk in just under 7 minutes 5:30 - 7:15 - 7:20 - 8:00 - showered and got ready 8:15 - left for Explosions in the Sky with Sarah and Eric 8:30 - saw kids we know on the bus 8:37 - saw DIAGONAL MAN walk off the bus DIAGONALLY and coined him as the next action hero whose tagline is "I can't walk normally" and whose quirk is "I drop things" 9:00 - shitty opening band who talked about themselves way too much (the Motion. More like... the shamelessselfproMOTION!!!!!111@!!#@!$112321) 9:30ish - awesome opening band featuring instruments I played when I was a kid (Adem) 10:20 - Explosions in the Sky a.k.a. Orgasms in the Audience 10:20 - 12:05 - witnessed cheesey male homoerotic, "I saw my favorite band grab each other's weenies so I have to do it too" dancing/bonding/proving to themselves that they were having fun. 11:15 - 12:15 - Sarah escaped the most inconsiderate fan ever, while Eric and I got the brunt of the deal. This guy had a swaying radius of at least 10 feet, and deodorant that smelled like b.o. And a cigarette about 6 inches from my face at all times. 12:00 - it stoppped being my birthday in the middle of the concert, but I'm on a ROLL! 12:15 - 2:30 - LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLOOGIES! 12:37 - bus ride back 1:00 - while trying out funny walks and laughing like hyenas, Eric was asked by some guy if we were really drunk. To this he replied in the best fakedrunkguy voice ever: "MAN! I HAD LIKE... EIGHTY SHOTS OF ALCOHOL... !" (I think that was one of those moments where you just had to be there) 1:05 - 2:30 - ate pizza and false oreos in Sarah's room and chased away annoying people with stupid commentary 2:30 - found that annoying people had migrated to my room and were watching a movie about some Japanese lady getting raped 2:45 - was too tired to tell them to leave 3:00 - they left 3:06 - 11:56 - sleep And that's what I did. A little Gleefest2k4. The celebration of my parents doing it will continue tonight with a viewing of I <3 Huckabees, possibly hookah bar again (becoming a Saturday night tradition... ?) and a visit back to Maryland next week. And 0 papers in between. Okay well technically 6 papers. But ya know. Whatev. << >> |
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