Watching Real Sex can sometimes be really depressing, because you are not one of the ugly people getting some.

The king and queen of SwingFest '99 had a redneckstache and dangerous belly overhang, and couldn't have been a day younger than forty-six.

WHA... !

It amazes me that these are the people who are the most comfortable with their bodies and most eager to share their sexual perversions with the world.

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Actually, nevermind, that's really, really cool.

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