Just enough knowledge to know I don't know anything 5:38 p.m. on 06-02-04
My insides hate me. They hate me so much. So I had my stomach cramps again all yesterday and the day before. Passed out once, twice, three times a lady. Swallowed me some vom. I think it's because God is mad at me for making fun of people from Baltimore. But seriously, I don't think I would mind getting shot in the stomach now, because I know what it feels like. So bring it on, bad guys! Sometimes I feel like one of those old grandpas who tells their grandkids to punch them in the stomach because they're still as brawny as a Clydesdale. Shit. I love those old grandpas. Still haven't written my placement essay... still suck... still haven't done that cool thing to my hair. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. This little black rain cloud needs to get up off my grill, yo. I got the sickest friends. Peep this: if y'all put togetha Lindsay's teeth, Kelly's vag, Katie's family, and my tummy -- you gots yoself the illest bitch eva. I still think the funniest way to die would be an overdose of multivitamins, but Tums are a close second. They start to taste like candy after awhile. I am so chock full of antacids. Consider yourself punked, belly. Consider yourself punked. By the way, Summer of Sam is a great movie, if not just for the montage to "Baba O'Riley." I'm a sucker for a good montage, and this one really takes the cake. Also, I wrote a possibly-crappy-but-I-like-it-anyway poem about my first love: Thomas Jesse took his pulse by putting His tiny body then seemed large in horizontal stripes and light blue Walmart jeans, He picked his nose and wiped it He was the only one in the fourth grade with red hair and freckles, He told my mom he thought she was pretty, He held my hair at the water fountain while I always wanted him to kiss me. --- P.S. - Harvey Danger never stopped rockin' it. << >> |
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