When I was nine, I auditioned for an Oscar Mayer wiener commercial because my mom wanted me to; but I didn't want to do it, because that would make me a freakin' sell out.

So I purposefully blew the audition by being really curt with the director and refusing to sing the Oscar Mayer wiener song, I just mumbled it to the wrong tune under my breath.

Needless to say, I didn't make callbacks.

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